Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Meri yaaden part 5


Nenitaal Tour:-

Tour ki baat aate hi bahut hasi aati h,college mai jab bhi tour ka program bana n class mai aakar pucha jata kon-2 interested h to sirf 5 girls k hath khade hote usme harshi,chetna,nupur,meenakshi n mai hote…..baki kisi ko koi matlab nahi hota tha…….kahin jana ho hum hamesha ready hote n boys kahte yahan to hum gaye hue h,rs. Jayada h, month ki last date h rs. Nahi hai,ghar walon se nahi mang sakte n etc excuses ……..anyways super seniors ka last sem tha to es baar tour final hua Nanitaal ka………….hamari class mai 60 students mai se 11 hi gaye the jinme se hum 5 k alawa 3 boys n 2 girls or thi Karuna n Nency.baki 2 super seniors n 10-15 seniors.
Raat ko niklana tha n hum sab bahut khush the khaskar hum 5 bcoz hume pata tha hume bas apni college life enjoy karni h frnds k sath…..class k kafi logo ko humne convince krne ki koshish ki bt kisi ka koi frnd nahi ja raha tha uske karan wo nahi ja raha es tarah chain ban gayi thi n baki logo ne ese as a vacation liya ki ghar jakar maje karenge pr  I think unka sochna galat tha bcoz wo sab aaj bhi es baat k liye afsos karte h….
Mai sabse jayada khush thi bcoz my favorite senior Aarti mam bhi hamare sath ja rahi thi unka thik time pr decide hua tha .
Humne raste mai bahut maje kiye hamare senior Pankaj sir n Vikas sir,jinse hum PDP k time etna darte the wo etne joy nature k h ye to humne socha hi nahi tha…..hum raste mai antakshari khelte rahte the nupur gane ki starting karti jo as usual galat hoti n mai us line ko thik karti than hum sab jor-2 se gate…..seniors se acha coordination ho gaya tha to bahut maje kiye.super senior mai hamari ek senior mam thi jo ek tarah se akele hi thi bcoz unka one of frnd unki girlfrnd k sath busy rahte the to bas garima mam ab hamare sath thi n humne bahut enjoy kiya.....
Wase tour kahne ko tour tha bczo hamara tour guide esa lag raha tha first time gaya h so can imagine hume usne kya ghumaya hoga......ek tarah se bas humne Bus mai enjoy kiya.......hamara ek classmate "Balraam" wo tour par nahi jata to pata nahi chalta ki wo bhi hamari class mai h,anyways tour pr hm sabhi kafi frank ho gaye the ek to hum frnds kafi hasi majak krne wale n wo bhi esa hi to hmne n kapil,punit n balraam ne sath mai bade enjoy kiya bt surprise wali baat ye h jaise hi hum college pahunche to next day jab hum like jaise tour pr the ase hi balraam se baat krne lage to wo es tarah react kr raha tha jaise humse kabhi baat hi nahi anyways wo din h n aaj ka din h ki shayd hume use kabhi baat ki ho bt hm logo ko aaj bhi nahi pata use kya ho gaya tha.........
 Tour pr jane k baad kafi logo ki pol khuli thi ki kon kaisa h n kiska kisk sath chakkar chal raha h.....kai baar hum log sochte kaha yaar hum hi single rah gaye (just kidding)......
Kabhi nahi bhul payenge ki Naintaal just pahunchne se pahle hi hamari bus kharab ho gayi, n bas hame mil gaya photo session ka time........hume etne photos liye honge ki kya kahe bt aaj bhi afsos h ki hamare sare pics chetna se delete ho gaye bas 2-3 pics rah gaye jo humne apne mobile se liye the.
Finaly hum Nanitaal pahunche n hum pancho frnds ko ek room mila n room mai jate hi masti start n sabse badi problm TV ko lekar......mujhe gane sune h,ksi ko serail dekhna h kisi ko news n kisi ko kya finaly TV band......kiski ne kuch nahi dekha na dekhne diya....
Sabse majedaar baat.......next day morning mai chetna bathroom mai gir gayi n uski nose pr lagi jiske karan blooding ho rahi thi jayada to nahi bt haan thoda sa serious matter tha,sabne decide kiya ki neche koi kuch nahi kahega ki kaise lagi,hume laga faltu mai majak ban jayega uska n use bhi yahi laga shayad.....bt jab hum breakfast k liye neche paunhche to obvious sabko notice ho hi gaya tha bcoz uske nose pr banded laga tha n hum kuch kahte use pahle hi usne sabhi ko sach bata diya n hum sab ek dusre ko dekhkar bas has rahe the..

 To be Continued...

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

"Meri yaade" mai aage.....part 4

Praticals
Pratical ka to kya kahna bcoz naam S se start hota h to last batch hota tha n jaise ki sare S naam wale bahut smart hote h(Esa mujhe lagta h ) bas boys pen drive mai programs copy kark late hum unse copy karte khud kabhi pn drv lekar nahi gaye dar lagta tha agar pakde gaye to jabki boys kahte ki tum logo pr to koi shak bhi nahi karega bt nahi…n wo log sir pakad kr beth jate… Programs ya to pahle se computer mai save rahete the nahi to kr liye jate the.viava mai to koi problem hi nahi thi mere sath shravan n Suman hote the n mujhe unse jayada aata tha…..sare semster ase hi praticals diye marks to sabhi k pahle hi decided the to koi tension nahi hoti thi.
1sem k pratical ka ki ek baat yaad aati h to aaj bhi hasi aati h,job hi viva dekar aata tha sab use puchna shuru kr dete the ki kya-2 pucha jaisa ki generally hota h to bas ques to wahi common puche jate the n sabhi kahte bas full confidence se rply karo chahe aaye ya nahi.hamara Microprocessor ka pratical tha,ye subject hume padaya gaya nahi tha bas kuch programs bata diye the jinhe ratna tha n computer mai pahle se save the…….as usual copy kr liye n rat k gaye the to thoda to yaad tha jab viva ka time aaya to wahi as usual mera,suman n shravan ka ek sath,examiner ne pucha ye programs aapne khud banaye h dono ne kaha nahi n mane kaha haan,to wo hasne laga kyonki usko pata chal chuka tha yahn cheating chal rahi h bcoz kafi students ka viva ho chukka tha n wo lab mai betha tha……to usne kaha mujhse kaha program banana ko n mane adha to bana diya………..baad mai mujhe pata chala ki usko pata tha yahn program sabne kaise banaye h.


Internals

Internal to bhul hi nahi sakte ..3rd sem se internal k ek din pahle paper aa jate the bt hum pahle apni tayri karte baad mai us paper k according......internal k time pr hum apna pura syllbus complete kr lete the....exam dekar jab bahar aate to bas humara group bahut khush hota tha n khushi dekhne layak hoti thi jo padkr aate the wahi aata tha exam mai..........but khushi usi time kam ho jati thi kyonki jabse hume paper ka pata chalne laga tha notice board pr list lagna band ho gaya tha na hi class mai marks bataye jate bcoz copy hi check nahi hoti thi....n 5th sem jab hume inter k paper nahi mile the usi sem mai copies check hui n list bhi lagi notice board par jabki esi baar humne seriously exam nahi diye the socha konsi copy check hogi.... :)  


Final Exams Center

Pure MCA mai hamara exam center Subhodh college hi aaya,mai harshi n Anshu shath mai jate the exam dene wo bhi auto mai jabki boys jinke pass bike nahi thi wo bus se jate the .....anyways pahle hi decide hota tha ki college dress mai jana h ya casual mai......1st year hum college dress mai hi jate the n college ko represent karte the bt 2nd yaer tak aate-2 casual start ho gaya bt Nupur sabhi exams mai coll dress mai aayi ek tarah ka superstitious thi wo.....exam room mai sare ek sath jate the n saare ek sath collect ho jane k baad hi andar jate the..exam ka last day sabse acha hota tha chahe exam acha ho ya nahi.........hamara ghumne ka program hota tha n sabse pahle "Moti Dungri K Ganeshji"  wahan hum 3no saal gaye h wo movement sabse jayada acha hota tha......uske baad ya to movie ya shopping exam ka hang over utarne k liye n next day mujhe n harshi ko apne-2 ghar jana hota tha vacation manane k liye...


To be continued...
 

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Meri Yaade....part 3


Our group


Hamara group dheer-2 famous ho gaya tha bcoz hum har jagah satha jate the like mujhe mess mai lunch krna hota tha to baki ki meri sabhi frnds bhi sath mai hoti thi agar mess mai jagah nahi hoti to sabhi w8 karte the bt khana sath khate the.Ye sab hum sabhi aaj bhi miss karte h. 

3rd sem tak aate-2 lalit se hum bahut jaldi frandly ho gaye the. padai mai hume kuch bhi problm puchni hoti use hi puchte the.Yahn hum mai wase harshita aati h wo use puchti n than hume padati thi kyonki uska padane ka style bahut acha tha n hume samjh bhi aa jata tha.uske baad mai harshita n nupur hum sath mai padte the.Baad mai to mai,harshita n nupur 3no lalit se hi padte the phir chahe coll library ho ya canteen,college ka park ho ya colony ka,yahan tak college band ho jane k baad bhi hum hum padte rahte the.sare semester humne usi se pade h. and jab bhuk lagti to ya to chhole kuclche,burger,pav bhaji,gol gappe yahi daily khate the….nahi to Radhe brekrs aakhir Nupur ki Activa ka kuch to fayada hona chaiye tha na.

Khane k liye mujhme n lalit mai hamesha ladai hoti thi n khane k liye hum dono hamesha ready rahte the(ab ye baat alag h ki dono ko dekhkar koi nahi kah sakta hi enhe khane ka etna shok h).Generaly payment harshi hi karti thi,kai baar ladai es baat pr hoti h ki es frnd ne rs nahi diye bt hum use ladte the ki hamesha tu hi kyon de bt hamari kam hi chalti thi esliye Hum use ATM kahte the bcoz hamesha pocket mai 1000rs to hote hi the.
Amit kewaliya ka naam bhi mention krna chaungi.Strating mai mujhe use baat krna bilkul pasand nahi tha bt as frnd wo ek acha frnd h.notes se related to jab bhi help chaiye hoti thi wo hamesha meri help karta tha.He is also my good frnd.

College’s Seminar’s and TGMC
Humara gropup sabhi classes attend karta,sare seminaar,functions ,haan ye baat alag h participate koi nahi karta tha...3rd sem tak aate -2 hum teachers ki najro mai aane hi lag gaye the.3rd sem mai jab TGMC mai hamara project select hua 2nd round k liye to samjh nahi aaya ki khush hona chaiye ya nahi bcoz es compitions ko kabhi seriously liya hi nahi bas ek kaam niptana jaisa hota tha.bt ab seriously lena pada n mai kabhi nahi bhul sakti mrng mai 10 baje se raat ko 9 baje tak college mai project pr kaam karna.designing ko lekar ladna ki konsa color select karna h konsi pic dalni h etc bcoz hamari team mai hum 4 girls thi n sabhi gilrs ki choice milti kaha h.
Hamare college se 13 project select hue the n sabse mast baat ye thi ki 7 project jo select hue the sabhi ek hi the “Online Shopping mall” to sabhi team ko ek hi project pr kaam krna tha bas designg change krni thi coding to sabhi same thi jiski coding phle complete hui bas copy past ki....bahut time waste krne k baad jo final page set hua tha wo sabhi ko pasand aaya tha hm logo ka ek desinging part hi to different tha…
Amit semwals (now one of my good frnd) se bhi tabhi kuch baat karna strat hua tha.Java scripts se related jab bhi koi problem hoti to uski ko bulana padta tha n guess what wo karta kuch nahi tha bt aate hi problem solve ho jati thi,ye baat to aaj tak samjh nahi aayi….wase problem ka ek reason ye bhi tha hume IBM k tools use krne hote the n wo trial verion the to virus k karan sab kuch ulta ho jata tha,but ese Amit ka kya connection tha wo thoda confusing h.




Ek project jo hamare senior ka bhi select hua tha unka bhi same project tha n 6 team unke compition mai thi jo unke juniors the….es time humne sabse jayada enjoy kiya,sath bethkar kaam krna etna time to humne kabhi apne exams k liye bhi nahi diya.
Ek baat or hamare ek sir the Neeraj sir unko TGMC ka coordinator banaya gaya tha like unko dekhnatha ki sare students kaam kr rahe h ya nahi ya koi problm to nahi aa rahi h.Starting mai jab bhi koi problem aati hum unhe bulate n hota ye ki problem solve hone k bajaye or bad jati baad mai ye hone laga ki unko dekhkar hum bhagne lage the.bt I really enjoyed….
ek baat jo notice karne wali thi wo ye ki yahn ladko se baate humne bas padai k liye start ki thi frnds to hum baad mai bane,hum ladko se baat hi tabhi karte the jab hume koi problem hoti thi n ye baat wo jante the enme se ek ne to hume saaf bol diya tha jab notes chaiye hote to baat kar lete ho wrna to pure semster koi matlab nahi hota……..
anyways presentaion bhi hua,1st time IBM k samne perform krna jaha 1 raat pahle hume neend nahi aayi ne saari raat presenation ki tayari karte rahe...sabse jayada work mane kiya tha project par n pahla presentation bhi tha….Audi mai gaye frnds ko bola koi kuch query nahi puchega chupchap dekhna n koi problem lage to after presentation discuss karenge.Presenation bahut acha hua.Hum 4ron members ne apne efforts lagaye n har question k rply kare.IBM walon ka pata nahi but hum to bahut khush the.
  To be continued........

Thursday, July 1, 2010

"Meri yaade" mai aage.....part 2


D.P. Sir ka High Dose
1 month ka bunk..ghar walo ko lagta ki hume waha koi problm h ya wapas jane ka man nahi  h n faltu mai vacation mana rahe h jabki college to chalte honge.ph karke pucha to kuch class k mahan student ne college aana shuru kar diya tha n classes start ho gayi thi to mai bhi jaldi se jpr aayi...kahne ko to 3-4 classes huit hi bt hamare D.P. sir ne eska jo fayada uthaya wo mai kabhi nahi bhul sakti.Suman ki bas engmnt attend ki shadi nahi.sir ne sabhi students k ghat ph. karwa diya n sabko bula liya n than sabk ghar personaly ph kiya bola ki yahan to college kabse start ho gaye n aapka bacha collehge nahi aata pata anhi kaha jata h ya kisi galat kamo mai laga hua h n sabhi bacho ki jo ghar walon ne wt lagayi,sabse jayada problms girls ko hui kyonki jo girls bahar se padne aayi thi unk ghar walon ko laga ki bacho ne janbhujh kar class attend nahi ki h n faltu k vacation manaye h......

unfotunately unme mai bhi thi...than D.P. Sir se dubara girls k ghar ph karwaya gaya ki esa kuch nahi h.ab parents kya samjhe kya nahi ye to wahi jane bt D.P. sir ka jo dar betha wo aaj bhi h.
Favrote  Seniors
Seniors mai hamara kuch seniors mam se bahut acha interaction ho gaya tha.Aarti Mam n Anita mam.Dono mam bahar se padne aayi thi esliye hume ache se samjhti thi.Mai n Anshu hum to pas mai hi rahte the n dono mam se close the.Kuch bhi problem hoti to bas unk pas chale jate the.ek reason ye bhi tha ki hum ek hi colony mai the.Sham ko jab bhi bahar niklate the to lagta tha koi senior na mil jaye.Kai baar to esa hota sham ko koi senior milta n hm etne nervious ho jate ki unko wish karte time dhiyan hi nahi rahta ki good mrng bolna h ya good evening.baad mai bahut haste.
Ek baar me n my frnd Anshu ase hi walk pr ja rahe the to hume dono Mam mil gayi n unhone kaha ki wo juice peene ja rahi h to hm bhi unke sath chale us time etna darte the ki mana nahi kar sakte the n hume pata nahi tha unka pura group ja raha h jisme 4-5 senior sir bhi the.Pure raste hum chupchap chalte rahe juice piya n wapas aa gaye n uske baad sham ko kabhi walk pr nahi gaye.
Aarti mam n Anita mam,unke yahn jab bhi jao kuch na kuch naya banati thi n hume khilati thi,aarti mam to best cook thi n Anshu bhi to bas wo dono banate or Anita mam n mai test kark batate ki kaise bane h…Unhe to hum kabhi nahi bhul sakte.Notes k liye wo hume pahle hi bol deti thi ki le jana otherwise koi or le jayega.

Interaction wid Boys
 2nd sem tak aate-2 1-2 boys se humne baat karna start kr diya tha kyonki tab tak kuch frank bhi ho gaye the bt tabhi baat karte jab notes ki jarurat padi yaani exam time. Like Shravan jiske pas lat year k papers n notes hote hi the bcoz wo seniors k sath rahata tha...n ye baat wo log bhi kahte the ki kitni selfish girls h bt hum to ase hi the.Jinme se baat krne wale bhi mai,harshita ya chakshita hi hote the.Class k aaj bhi kai ladke ase h jink naam hume nahi pata ya naam pata h to shakal nahi yad.Lalit se hamra interaction hone lag gaya tha hamare se matlab harshita,mai n nupur……Suman jaise pahle thi wase hi thi,Sweeti ko to aaj bhi koi matlab nahi h.Jin topics mai problem hoti hum Lalit se samajh lete n phir sab ek sath bethkar samjh lete the.

 

 


Meri Yaade....part 1





Ye blog mera wo collection h jo mujhe mujhe bahut pasand h wo mai yahn share karti hun chahe wo koi quoto ho,koi funda ho ya koi music.Aaj jo share kar rahi hun wo meri life k sabse ache pal h jinhe mai na to kabhi bhul sakti hun na bhulna chahti hun.


Jaipur--Starting
Jab mai Jaipur aayi thi MCA karne k liye to mai bahut khush thi,jab ghar se chali thi to chehare pr bahut khushi thi sabko kah kar aayi thi ki ab to 3 saal baad hi aaungi,mummy n dadi sab ro rahe the bt meri aankho mai bilkul aansu nahi the.Jpr sath sirf papa aaye the unhone hi pura room set kiya n mess ka khana dekhkar unko laga ki mai kaise khaungi ye sab bt mane kaha ki nahi papa mujhe koi problm nahi h mai khush hun.First day jab college gayi papa k sath to wo kuch seniors PDP le rahe the hamari class k students ki papa ne dekha n direct mam ko bola ki agar yahn ragging hoti h to hum apni bachi ka admission cancel karwa denge n mam ne kaha esa kuch nahi hota n papa ko convince kr liya.
1st day in college:
Mujhe laga mai college mai akele kaise jaungi kyonki meri kota ki sabhi frnds ko  different college mile the bt tabhi pata chala meri noughber Binaka meri classmate h.Jo pahli tension thi wo yahi dur ho gayi.n jab college gaye to to bahut hi nervious thi bcoz meri education girls school n college se hui h n ye to co-ed college h.but jaisa ki har class mai hota h girls sari ek side bethti h n boys ek side n boys hamesha ki tarah exixited rahte h girls se frndship karne k liye....
Anyways 1st class bahut intereting rahi sabhi ko ek topic diya gaya jis pr kuch line likhni thi n kiska acha h esk liye voting tha n i dnt knw kaise bt sabko meri line bahut achi lagi n mujhe stage pr aakar wo lines reapeat krni thi.It was really good for me.
PDP Session
Than uske baad start hua senior se interaction jise khate h ragging bt college mai PDP (Personality Development Program).Aate hi class mai sabhi ko dant padi ki sari girls ek sath anhi bthengi sabko mixup hokar rahna h to as usual boys k sath bethna tha wase to class mai total 60 mai se 14-15 girls n baki  boys.But hum sari girls daily ek sath bethte n seniors k aate hi seat change… J Anyways daily koi na koi bahana sochte ki PDP na dena pade pr wo bhi to senior the hamare unko bhi pata h like agar bahana banaya ki aaj papa aane wale h 3 baje to kahte thik h pahle PDP tm hi de do.
Senior se dar to rahta h bcoz sab teachers ko pata hota h.baar-2 intro dena,jokes pr na hasna,seniors ko wish karna,unka intro lena etc.bahut enjoy kiya h.
Intro mai jab mane bataya mera fav game badminton h to bas seniors ko reason mil gaya PDP ka.Mujhe kaha gaya badminton khelo dono sied se akele,than awaj nikalte hue n phir kaha gaya ki gana gate hue khelo,ek gana h purani movie ka “Dhal gaya din ho gayi raat” class mai boys se puchha gaya kisko wo gana aata h n Asif(classmate) ko bulaya gaya.Mane kaha mujhe to gana nahi aata ye to Asif ko kaha ki kal tm dono ye gana tayar krk aana n khelna……mane Asif ko kaha ki plz bol dena tumhe ye gana nahi aata bt wo nahi mana n hume ye performance deni padi…..aaj bhi mere classmate ko mera badminton khelna yaad h..
My bday
Mai apna bday bhi nahi bhul sakti,11 aug 2007.Es din hamare college mai oriention program ka last day tha to culuture programs tha college aaye hue 4-5 din hue the to koi esa frnd nahi bana tha,us din Audi mai bahut rona aa raha tha bcoz ghar ki yaad pahli baar aayi thi.bt kisi ko pata nahi chalne diya ki mai royi hun.program khatam hone k baad bahut acha laga bcoz classmates se lekar seniors ne sabhi ne wish kiya.uske baad class mai bday celebration.Esa rule tha ki class mai sabk bday celebrate hote h puri class rs. collect karti n cake n party hoti h.n 1st time mujhe bahut acha laga class mai.
Girls vs Boys
Class mai girls ka ek alag hi group bana gaya tha jisme Mai,Harshita,Sweeti,Suman,Meenakshi,Chetna,Chakshita the jinhe boys se koi matlab nahi starting mai jarur hi hello kr lete the bt ab hume koi matlab nahi hota tha bcoz sare ladke apni setting karne mai lage hue the n ase ladko se hume bahut problm thi.Mobile no. na dene k hamre pass bahut excuse hote the.N classmates ki intro book mai koi esa ladka nahi tha jisne apna no. na likha ho n girls mai hum 7 asi girls thi jinhone ek dusre ki diary mai bhi apna no. nahi likha tha.

College Activities
Class mai 3 girls nancy,Ruchika n Karuna bahut active thi menas har college activity mai Participate karti n teachers ki fav bhi n hume to koi dhaka maarkr bhi aage karta to bhi koi ineterst nahi hota bas ghar jane ki jaldi hoti thi.boys ko bhi pata chal gaya ki hamara group kaisa h.
Fresher party
fresher party hum frnds ne attend nahi ki bcoz dress code sari tha n hum or sari no way.or phir seniors 500rs bhi le rahe the fresher party k liye .....Hum to khush the ki chalo ghar jane ka bahana mil gaya…1 moth ka bunk markar ghar chale gaye n diwali baad aaye sidhe.
Our Group n 1st Internal
Ab tak nupur bhi aa chuki thi n ab hamara 8 gilrs ka group ban gaya tha.Hamara group esa tha jinka ladko se interaction na k barabar hi tha.baki girls wahi thi jinka boys se jayada interaction tha.Diwali baad internals aaye hm bahut sincere students the to bas group study start college mai dinbhar padte rahte n exams dete.1st sem k internal marks ache n bure dono the...Maths se to mai wase hi bhagti thi n accounts ki ABCD sikhte use pahle hi internals aa gaye.
New Year Party
New year par hum ghar nahi gaye the bt mai hostel mai rahti thi n meri  hostel frnds sab ghar gayi hui thi to hamari 2 senior mam jo wahi ppass mai rahti thi unhone hume invite kiya(me and Anshu) n 31st ko unke sath hi celebrate krne ko kaha.n hum to bas tyar hi the…..bahut enjoy kiya,masti ki,movie dekhi etc.
1st semster
phir 1st sem k final exam....usi time pr hum 3-4 frnds ne idea ki my gang scheme li bcoz raat ko bahut kuch discuss karna hota tha,Maths hume puri Harshita ne padai,C padane mai mane help ki,theory subject mai chetna,sweeti n chakshita.
Suman Marriage
Anyways 1st sem k exam khatam hue n hum sab 1 month k bunk par.Suman ki shadi fix ho gayi thi n ye baat bas hum 8 girls ko hi pata thi class mai kisi ko nahi,yahan tak ki teachers ko bhi nahi,harshita abhi bhi ghar se nahi aayi thi,nupur ko sirf harshita se matlab tha to wo bhi college nahi aa rahi thi,to finaly suman ki shadi mai jane wale mai,meenakshi,sweeti n chakshita n chetna the so humne hi ki attend....
 



To Be Continued...

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Chhotee see kahaanee se, baareeshon kee paanee se saaree waadee bhar gayee-----2
naa jaane kyo, dil bhar gayaa, naa jaane kyo, aankh bhar gayee
la la la la

shaakho pe patte the,patton pe boonde thee
boondo mein paanee thaa,paanee mein aansoo the
aa aaa aaa
shaakho pe patte the,patton pe boonde thee
boondo mein paanee thaa,paanee mein aansoo the
Chhotee see kahaanee se, baareeshon kee paanee se saaree waadee bhar gayee-----2
naa jaane kyo, dil bhar gayaa, naa jaane kyo, aankh bhar gayee

dil mein geele bhee the,pahale mile bhee the
milake paraaye the,do humasaaye the
aa aaa aaa
dil mein geele bhee the,pahale mile bhee the
milake paraaye the,do humasaaye the
Chhotee see kahaanee se, baareeshon kee paanee se saaree waadee bhar gayee-----2
naa jaane kyo, dil bhar gayaa, naa jaane kyo, aankh bhar gayee

Its remix ,.it is also very nice 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eBUiVRu01M&feature=related

Saturday, May 15, 2010

ye lamhe, ye pal hum barso yaad karenge,
ye mausam chale gaye tho hum fariyaad karenge.

in sapno ki tasveero se,
in yaadon ki zanjeero se,
apne dill ko kaise hum azaad karenge,
ye mausam chale gaye tho hum fariyaad karenge,
ye lamhe, ye pal hum barso yaad karenge.

ye lamhe tho hai bohath haseen,
in lamho par kuch likha nahi,
ye abaad karenge, ya barbaad karenge,
ye mausam chale gaye tho hum fariyaad karenge,
ye lamhe, ye pal hum barso yaad karenge.

ye lamhe, ye pal hum barso yaad karenge,
ye mausam chale gaye tho hum fariyaad karenge


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Z5NRQULjU

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Tu mujhe soch kabhi

Tu Mujhe Soch Kabhi Yahin Chaahath Hai Meri
Mein Tujhe Jaan Kahoon Yahin Hasrath Hai Meri
Mein Tere Pyar Ka Armaan Liye Baitha Hoon
Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chaahe Kabhi Yeh Khudha Na Karen
Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chaahe Kabhi Yeh Khudha Na Karen

Meri Mehroom Mohabbat Ka Sahaara Tu Hai
Meri Mehroom Mohabbat Ka Sahaara Tu Hai
Mein Jo Jeetha Hoon To Jeene Ka Ishaara Tu Hai
Apne Dil Pe Tera Ehsaan Liye Baitha Hoon
Mein Tere Pyar Ka Armaan Liye Baitha Hoon
Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chaahe Kabhi Yeh Khudha Na Karen
Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chaahe Kabhi Yeh Khudha Na Karen


Say You Love Me Baby..I’Ve Been Waiting For You….Say You Love Me Baby..

Pyar Mein Sharth Koi Ho To Bathaa De Mujhko
Pyar Mein Sharth Koi Ho To Bathaa De Mujhko
Gar Khatha Mujhse Huyi Ho To Bathaa De Mujhko
Jaan Hatheli Pe Meri Jaan Liye Baitha Hoon
Mein Tere Pyar Ka Armaan Liye Baitha Hoon
Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chaahe Kabhi Yeh Khudha Na Karen
Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chaahe Kabhi Yeh Khudha Na Karen


 U can see video with lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA1IWIvU7W0

Monday, May 10, 2010

My most favorite songs with lyrics

 Milne Ko Nahin Aaye Kuch Aisa Hua Hoga
Ooo… Milne Ko Nahin Aaye Kuch Aisa Hua Hoga
Phursath Na Mili Hogi Mauka Na Mila Hoga
Lonely Nights And Lonely Days Everywhere I Look I See Your Face
Only You Can Take Away This Pain Aye Ye..Now And Forever N Ever N Ever Oh Baby
Lonely Nights And Lonely Days Everywhere I Look I See Your Face
Only You Can Take Away This Pain Aye Ye..Now And Forever...

You’Re The One….. I Know Without You I Cannot Go On Without Your Love…

Kehne Ko Yahaan Kuch Hai, Kehna Ko Wahaan Kuch Hai
Kehne Ko Yahaan Kuch Hai, Kehna Ko Wahaan Kuch Hai
Socho To Bahut Kuch Hai, Socho To Kahan Kuch Hai
Guzre Hue Lamhon Ne Kuch Bhi Na Kaha Hoga
Phursath Na Mili Hogi Mauka Na Mila Hoga

Lonely Nights And Lonely Days Everywhere I Look I See Your Face
Only You Can Take Away This Pain Now And Forever N Ever N Ever Oh Baby
Lonely Nights And Lonely Days Everywhere I Look I See Your Face
Only You Can Take Away This Pain Aye Ye..Now And Forever

Milne Ke Liye Mujhse Ghar Se To Chale Honge
Milne Ke Liye Mujhse Ghar Se To Chale Honge
Jazbaath Ki Shidath Mein Roke Na Ruke Honge
Par Chaand To Matham Tha Rastha Na Mila Hoga
Phursath Na Mili Hogi Mauka Na Mila Hoga

Milne Ko Nahin Aaye Kuch Aisa Hua Hoga
Phursath Na Mili Hogi Mauka Na Mila Hoga
Lonely Nights And Lonely Days Everywhere I Look I See Your Face
Only You Can Take Away This Pain Aye Ye..Now And Forever N Ever N Ever Oh Baby
Lonely Nights And Lonely Days Everywhere I Look I See Your Face
Only You Can Take Away This Pain Aye Ye..Now And Forever...

U can listen this song on youtube to click on following link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1aVZ6cQNWg

Monday, May 3, 2010

निचले तबके तक पहुंचाएं तकनीक

 एन रघुरामन

बेंगलुरु के पूर्वी इलाके में स्थित राजेंद्र नगर झुग्गी-बस्ती में रहने वाली 32 वर्षीय शांता, जो दूसरों के घरों में खाना पकाती है, महीने में बमुश्किल 1500 रुपए कमाती है। बैंक से पैसा निकालने और जमा करने के लिए शांता मोबाइल का इस्तेमाल करती है। वह अपने इलाके में सात महिलाओं के एक स्व-सहायता समूह की अगुआई करती है और उसने इन महिलाओं को भी साप्ताहिक आधार पर अपने कर्ज का भुगतान मोबाइल से करना सिखाया है।
ये महिलाएं कदाचित ही कभी बैंक या किसी एटीएम पर जाती हैं। शांता अपने बैंक संबंधी तमाम लेन-देन मोबाइल के जरिए ही करती है और उसने अपने पति को वेल्डिंग मशीन दिलाने के लिए बैंक से जो 9000 रुपए का कर्ज लिया था, उसकी किश्त भी इसके जरिए ही भरती है। शांता यहां की उन 100 महिलाओं में शामिल है जो पिछले एक साल से जारी पायलट प्रोजेक्ट का हिस्सा हैं। यह एक माइक्रो क्रेडिट प्रोजेक्ट है जो मोबाइल के जरिए होने वाले लेन-देन की मदद से चल रहा है।
मुझे बीती सदी का सत्तर का दशक याद आता है जब मैं डाकघर में रेडियो लाइसेंस के लिए भुगतान करने जाता था। मैं सरकार द्वारा अपने यूएमएस वाल्व रेडियो छिन जाने के डर से साल में एक बार रेडियो लाइसेंस की 15 रुपए फीस भरने के लिए लंबी-लंबी कतारों में खड़ा रहता था। बाद में सरकार ने फीस लेना बंद कर दिया क्योंकि उसे 15 रुपए जुटाने के लिए 17 रुपए खर्च करने पड़ रहे थे। ऐसा करने का कोई अर्थ नहीं था।
इसी तर्क को माइक्रो फाइनेंस, माइक्रो बैंकिंग और साप्ताहिक व दैनिक किश्त के संदर्भ में देखें। इन्हें संचालित करना बहुत महंगा होगा क्योंकि जो कर्मचारी झुग्गियों में जाएगा, वह ग्राहकों से एक निर्धारित धनराशि से ज्यादा नहीं जुटा पाएगा और उसका दैनिक वेतन उससे अधिक ही होगा जो ब्याज वह इन छोटे-छोटे ग्राहकों से जुटाएगा। इस विशाल आबादी से व्यवहार करने का सर्वोत्तम तरीका मोबाइल के जरिए बैंकिंग करने का ही है, जो निकटवर्ती एटीएम में पैसा जमा करने के बाद हर व्यक्ति के लिए पर्सनल कियोस्क की तरह काम करते हैं।
हर गरीब व्यक्ति बैंकिंग सेवा का इस्तेमाल करते हुए कर्ज ले सके और किश्तें भर सके, इसके लिए अच्छा होगा कि मोबाइल उसके लिए पर्सनल बैंकर की तरह कार्य करे। जिन इलाकों में बैंक नहीं पहुंच पाते, वहां सूदखोर सिर उठाने लगते हैं। ये सूदखोर एक समानांतर अर्थव्यवस्था चलाते हैं और उनकी ब्याज दरें अनाप-शनाप होती हैं। टेक्नोलॉजी काले धन के प्रवाह को कम कर सकती है और विधिसम्मत पैसे के लेन-देन में मददगार बनते हुए एक नई राह खोल सकती है।

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Khud todo apne records

एन . रघुरमन
क्या आपने कभी डोल्फिन के खेला है ? नहीं तो उसे टीवी पर खेलते हुए जरुर देखा होगा!आपने देखा होगा की कई लोग  कैसे उसे कुछ खिलाते है,पहली बार वे खाने के सामान को उसके पास ले जाते है ,डोल्फिन थोडा उचकती है और खा लेती है!उसके बाद आदमी खाने का सामान थोडा और ऊपर करता है ,डोल्फिन थोडा और ऊपर उछलती है और ले लेती है!उसके बाद और ऊपर!और ऊपर और ऊपर!डोल्फिन लगातार उछलती रहती है !एक जगह जाकर उसके उछलने की उचाई रुक जाती है!यानि डोल्फिन सिर्फ उतना ही उछल सकती है या उछलना चाहती है!
डोल्फिन के साथ एस प्रयोग मे यह दीखता है की वह हर बार अपना ही रिकॉर्ड तोड़ने की कोशिश करती है!उसकी शुरुआत जीरो से होती है फिर हर बार वह अपना ही रिकॉर्ड बनती है और आप चुनोती को ऊपर करते जाते है,वह अपना ही रिकॉर्ड तोडती रहती है!
यही जीवन है,यही प्रगति है,आपको हमेशा अपने रेकॉर्ड्स से लड़ना होता है,अपनी ही चीजों से आगे निकलना होता है.किसी दूसरी डोल्फिन के रेकॉर्ड्स से उसे कोई मतलब नहीं!
काम के साथ भी एसा होना चाहिए ,हर इन्सान को यह कोशिश करनी चाहिए की वह अपना रिकॉर्ड खुद ही तोड़े,उसे उसके लिए नए-२ बेंचमार्क बनाने चाहिए !एक कंपनी के रूप मे आपको सामने नयी-२ चुनोतियाँ रखनी चाहिए,उसे प्रोत्साहित करना चाहिए की पिछली बार तुमने इतना अच्छा काम किया था और एस बार उसे भी अच्छा काम करना होगा,काम हर बार बढता जायेगा ,उस आदमी के उछलने की ऊंचाई भी !एक दिन वह अपनी उम्मीद के मुकाबले कहीं जयादा ऊंचाई तक कूद सकता होगा!और वह अपनी कंपनी के लिए भी नए रेकॉर्ड्स बनाएगा ,कंपनी को भी अपने विकास के लिए यही तरीका अपनाना चाहिए!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

नए विकल्प होते हैं फायदेमंद

N. Raghuraman

यदि आप कीचड़ भरी मंडी में जाए बिना सब्जी खरीदना चाहते हैं और अपना समय भी बचाना चाहते हैं तो अगले कुछ दिनों में आपके लिए ऐसा करना संभव हो सकता है। सूरत में रहने वाले आक्रोश शर्मा एक ऑनलाइन वेजीटेबल स्टोर लांच करने जा रहे हैं। आप उनकी साइट पर क्लिक कर सब्जियों की दर और उनकी गुणवत्ता के बारे में जान सकते हैं।


आप ऑर्डर कर यह बता सकते हैं कि किस समय अपने घर पर इनकी डिलेवरी चाहते हैं। इसके अलावा यदि अपने बीमार रिश्तेदार या मित्र के लिए कुछ फल भी पैक करवाना चाहते हैं तो आप ऐसा कर सकते हैं और उनका पता साइट पर छोड़ सकते हैं। फल सही समय पर सही शख्स के पास पहुंच जाएंगे।
आक्रोश के दिमाग में यह नया आइडिया पिछले कुछ सालों में वेजीटेबल स्टोर चलाने के बाद आया, जिसका टर्नओवर गत वर्ष एक करोड़ रुपए से ज्यादा हो चुका है।


इस बारे में आक्रोश का कहना है, ‘हम एक ‘हेल्दी गिफ्ट’ विकल्प के तौर पर गिफ्ट-पैकिंग फ्रूट्स एंड वेजीटेबल्स के कांसेप्ट को लांच करने जा रहे हैं।’ उन्हें लगता है कि यह हिट रहेगा, खासकर सूरत के हजीरा इंडस्ट्रियल इलाके में रहने वाले कामकाजी दंपतियों के बीच, जिन्हें रोज ताजी सब्जियां खरीदने के लिए वक्त नहीं मिलता।


आक्रोश अपने कारोबार में यह फर्क इसलिए लेकर आए क्योंकि उन्होंने दूसरे स्टोर्स के साथ होड़ नहीं की, बल्कि उस मंडी और बाजार से होड़ की जहां से 70 फीसदी लोग अपने फल व सब्जियां चुनते हैं।


वह अच्छा बर्ताव करने वाले स्टाफ सदस्य अपने कारोबार में लेकर आए, जो आमतौर पर बाजार में नजर नहीं आते। इस तरह उन्होंने एक सब्जी स्टोर का कायापलट कर दिया, जिसने उन्हें पिछले साल एक करोड़ से ज्यादा का कारोबार दिया। अब आक्रोश अपने इस कारोबार को तार्किक विस्तार देते हुए इसे ऑनलाइन बनाने जा रहे हैं।


आक्रोश कहते हैं, ‘इस तरह के नए कांसेप्ट बाजार में सुधार लेकर आएंगे, जिससे ग्राहकों को बेहतर विकल्प उपलब्ध होंगे।’



फंडा यह है कि..
बढ़ती आबादी और अलग-अलग लोगों की जरूरत के हिसाब से विकल्पों की विविधता कारोबार को आगे बढ़ाने में हमेशा मददगार साबित होती है

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

भिखारी भी हो सकता है ब्रांड एंबेसडर.....

N. Raghuraman


भीख मांगने वाले लोगों को तभी भिखारी कहा जा सकता है जबकि वे दूसरों के सामने अपना हाथ फैलाएं। यदि वे भीख मांगना बंद कर दें तो क्या हम उन्हें भिखारी कह सकते हैं? कतई नहीं। कुछ पल के लिए इस बात को भूलकर हम दूसरे परिदृश्य पर आते हैं। मान कर चलते हैं कि हरेक व्यक्ति ने ट्रेन में सफर किया होगा।


ट्रेन में अक्सर हमारा सामना ऐसे किसी भिखारी से होता है जो लता मंगेशकर या मन्ना डे का कोई गीत ऐसी आवाज में गा रहा होता है, जिसके हम आदी नहीं होते। इस वजह से हम तुरंत इस तथाकथित भिखारी गायक को सिक्का दे देते हैं ताकि वह आगे बढ़ जाए और उसकी अजीब तान से हमारा पीछा छूटे। कई बार हम उसके गीतों का आनंद लेने लगते हैं और हमारे बोरिंग सफर के दौरान भिखारी जो ‘सेवाएं’ देता है, उसके बदले उसे पैसे भी देते हैं।


अब अपनी पहली बात पर आते हैं। आखिर इन भिखारियों को समुचित पोशाक और वेतन देते हुए ब्रांड प्रमोटर्स में तब्दील क्यों नहीं कर दिया जाता, जिससे उन्हें दूसरों के आगे हाथ न फैलाना पड़े। ये भिखारी सब जगह जाकर उन कारपोरेट जिंगल्स को गुनगुनाएं, जो हम अक्सर टेलीविजन स्क्रीन पर सुनते हैं। हमें कमल हासन द्वारा फिल्म ‘सदमा’ में किया गया मंकी एक्ट देखने के लिए पैसा खर्च करने की जरूरत नहीं है। ये भिखारी इस तरह का मंकी एक्ट या किसी और पूर्व-निर्धारित एक्ट का प्रदर्शन वास्तव में कर सकते हैं और इसके लिए कारपोरेट्स द्वारा उन्हें धन दिया जा सकता है।



मैं जानता हूं कि मेरा यह विचार कई लोगों को रास नहीं आया होगा। एक पल के लिए जरा सोचें। चूंकि यह विचार एक भारतीय द्वारा पेश किया जा रहा है, इसलिए हमारी भृकुटियां तन र्गई और हमें लगा कि यह घटिया विचार है। लेकिन यदि मैंने इस गाथा की शुरुआत इस तरह की होती कि एक भिखारी अमेरिका में ब्रॉडवे स्टेशन के बाहर गिटार लेकर खड़ा पिछले तीस साल से गाने गा रहा है।


अब एक प्रतिष्ठित मल्टीनेशनल कारपोरेशन ने अपने कारपोरेट जिंगल्स गाने के लिए उसकी सेवाएं लेनी आरंभ कर दी हैं। यह जानकर हम में से ज्यादातर लोगों की प्रतिक्रिया होती- वाह! वैसे आपकी जानकारी के लिए बता दूं कि पिछले महीने ब्रॉडवे में ऐसा ही एक भिखारी कारपोरेट इमेज प्रमोटर बन गया है।



फंडा यह है कि..
हमें यह स्वीकार करना होगा कि हम भारतीय भी लीक से हटकर सोचते हुए अनूठे विचार पेश कर सकते हैं, जो हर लिहाज से बेहतर हों।

Monday, April 26, 2010

Funda no. 6 खुद को सवालों के जाल में ना उलझाएँ

अमेरिका में एक शहर की अदालत में मुकदमा चल रहा था। अभियोजन पक्ष के वकील ने अपने पहले गवाह को कठघरे में बुलाया। यह गवाह एक बुजुर्ग महिला थी। वकील गवाह के करीब गया और पूछा- श्रीमती जोन्स, क्या आप मुझे जानती हैं ? इस पर बुजुर्ग महिला ने कहा- क्यों नहीं, मैं तुम्हे अच्छी तरह जानती हूँ। मैं तुम्हे तब से जानती हूँ, जब आप एक लड़के थे। सच कहूँ तो तुमने मुझे बहोत निराश किया है। तुम झूठे, मक्कार और धोकेबाज़ हो। तुमने अपनी बीवी से बेवफाई की है। तुम लोगों के साथ सिर्फ अपना मतलब निकालते हो और महाचुगल्खोर हो। तुम अपने को बड़ा तीसमारखाँ समझते हो, मगर तुम्हारी हैसियत एक मामूली क्लर्क की भी नहीं है। तुम्हारे दिमाग में भूसा भरा हुआ है। वकील को काटो तो खून नहीं। उसे कुछ भी नहीं सूझ रहा था कि क्या किया जाये ? उसने अदालत कक्ष के दूसरे सिरे की ओर इशारा करते हुए पूछा- क्या आप बचाव पक्ष के वकील को जानती हैं ? उस महिला ने जवाब दिया बेशक। मैं मिस्टर ब्रैडली को जब वह एक छोकरा था, तब से जानती हूँ। वह महा सुस्त, धर्मांध और पियक्कड़ है। उसकी किसी से नहीं पटती। पट भी नहीं सकती। पूरे राज्य में उस जैसा बेकार वकील मैंने अपनी जिंदगी में नहीं देखा, इस बात कि चर्चा करनी ही फिजूल है, कि इसने तीन-तीन महिलाओं के साथ गुलछर्रे उड़ाए और इस तरह अपनी बीवी को बेचारगी और लाचारी की हालत में छोड़ दिया। जिन महिलाओं के साथ इसने नाजायज़ संबंध जोड़े, उनमे से एक तुम्हारी बीवी थी। बचाव पक्ष का वकील तो यह सब सुनकर करीब-करीब मर ही गया। आखिरकार जज ने दोनों वकीलों को अपने पास बुलाया। उसने दोनों के कानों में फुसफुसाते हुए, मगर बेहद गुस्सैल अंदाज़ में कहा- तुम दोगले वकीलों में से किसी ने अगर उस महिला से पूछा कि क्या वो मुझे जानती है, तो मैं तुम दोनों को अदालत की मानहानी के आरोप में जेल में डाल दूंगा। बहरहाल,

किसी कंपनी के संदर्भ में यहाँ फंडा यही है कि बोर्ड रूम कि बैठक में अपने स्टाफ से ऐसा सवाल न करें जिससे आप मुसीबत में फंस जाएँ।

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Management Funda no. 5

N. Raghuraman.Recently moved from U.S. to India through a friend of mine needed a driver because he was not familiar with the streets of Mumbai. The respect of my other friends say - came after hearing some applications. One very interesting application, because the candidate had made it clear that the driver's job is not ready by then, unless the car is not expensive and luxurious.

Since I knew that my friend is going to buy BMW, so I sent for him. Experience the name of the actress she and her husband Boney Kapoor and Sridevi, Anil Kapoor had worked for.

Bollywood celebrities to work with these after her experience certainly seemed to me that the person will be punctual time. So I named Hari Prasad Singh asked the candidate how he does expect to pay. But she said the "I pay based on the three would.

If you sit behind the right or left turn or slow I recommend running only 5,500 rupees, I would. In this way a few days the body of the car is damaged. If you call me at 8.30 am and 11.30 Let's get home so I am soon gets bored and fifteen - twenty day job would drop. This way you'll have renewed their search for the driver, therefore, in this case Rs 6,500 would.

If you sit back quietly and just let me know the destination, I will bring you to the right place at the scheduled time. Yet no matter which time you return, I will come with you quietly. For this, I never ever overtime Maagwanga you just Rs 8,000 per month will pay. "Then he said again in the same breath, 'I want to tell you another thing. Sridevi apply lipstick in the car were sitting behind. Not even once such a chance when they have had difficulty in applying lipstick.

To understand the efficiency of my driving Perhaps it would be adequate. "The next moment he had been hired as a driver and friend of mine he seemed satisfied with every sense. He well knew the streets of Mumbai driver, over the timing was not Chillpoan later and then commute to Slice - muffler had come.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Management Funda no. 4

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"Rabbit: "My thesis."

Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing. Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd ! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

Scene :As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.


Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world:IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT


Referenced by Sunshine Piyush

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Funda no. 3

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.
Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV.
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene :Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.
Moral :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world :IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES

Referenced by :Sunshine Piyush

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Management Funda No. 2

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss.

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Today's Management Funda

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, " Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek?

Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, " Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, " And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, " Big John has a bus pass."


Management Lesson : "Be sure there is a problem in the first place -before working hard to solve one."

This funda is published by Panda's

Monday, April 12, 2010

Today's Thought

->Dont see others do better than urself,beat ur own records everyday...u will surely get success....bcoz success is a fight between u n urself ....!!!!!!!!!!!



->The Most beautiful thing in dis world is 2 see ur parents smiling.!!!.n d nxt bst thing is 2 knw dat u r d reasonbehind d smile!!!!!

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
George Santayana

Most of the problems in life comes because of two reasons:
1) We act without thinking
2) We keep thinking without acting ......!!!!!


Do not care much of others n get disappointed !!!! But more importantly donot disappoint those who care a little about u...!!!

When you have a reason to like someone it means your mind likes it........when you have no reason for liking someone it means your heart likes it.!!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Monday, February 1, 2010

Indian made e-reader to take on Kindle

After two years of hard work in India, Vishal Mehta, an ex employee of Amazon.com, launched the Infibeam Pi, an e-reader that looks like the Amazon Kindle. The device supports 13 Indian languages.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Best Comparison I ever read

Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage

Love Marriage:-Resemblesprocedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage:-
Similar toobject oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage:-Family system hangs because hardware (calledParents) is not responding.
Arranged Marriage:-
Compatible with hardware(Parents).

Love Marriage:-You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage:-
You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage:-Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage:-
All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.

Love Marriage is likeWindows, beautiful n seductive... . Yet one never knows when it willcrash....if crashes that's the end
Arranged Marriage is likeUnix.... Boring n colorless... but still extremelyreliable n robust. May crash but easy to recover

Satyam employees fooled to work on fake projects

Satyam employees fooled to work on fake projects
Hyderabad: Satyam ex-chairman Ramalinga Raju's fraud game did not spare even its employees. While it inflated revenue through fake invoices, the company created teams to work on the fake projects. The employees working on these 'projects' were made to believe there were clients waiting for these products to be delivered.

According to the finds of the Central Bureau of Investigations (CBI), the employees were also regularly sent emails about the product and project progress as if they were all coming from the clients abroad. But the emails were fake and were used only to keep the employees engaged, reports DNA.



The fraudulent chairman along with the finance in-charges and the core team created at least seven projects, showing that clients were waiting for these products to be delivered. There was regular exchange of mails from the management to the employees to give an impression of the keen interest of management in execution of these projects.

The investigation also found the invoices do not match with the ledgers of banks with which Satyam had transacted in the U.S. "However, the ledgers maintained by Satyam were dishonestly and fraudulently forged pertaining to these seven customers to incorporate the collections pertaining to all the 63 invoices," the CBI said in its latest chargesheet.

What has caught the investigators by surprise is the way the emails to employees for monitoring the progress of the fake projects were generated. The CBI found that they were all generated from Hyderabad. "Detailed analysis of the emails revealed that the internet protocol addresses from which the emails were sent at the relevant time and date were all from within Hyderabad itself, which clearly shows that such emails have never emanated from these seven foreign customers. Further, it was also established that these emails were relayed by the Rediffmail server which has got a paid service facility called Domain Services, which facilitates its clients to create email IDs at their own domain names.

In this case, it was found that the payments for the said services were made through Bank of Baroda Visa credit card which belongs to D Venkatapathy Raju (one of the accused)," the chargesheet said. These email IDs were freely used by the core team working on fabricating the accounts to give sanctity to the fake projects. "For the purpose of executing the projects, which were never delivered to the customers, the accused have wasted thousands of man hours of the associates of Satyam there by incurring a wasteful expenditure to the tune of Rs65.88 crore towards the salaries of the associates and other overheads," the CBI said.
Problems in year 2038

Test it now...

steps...

1. login to yahoo messenger

2. send instant message to anyone - fine its working...

3. now, change ur system date to 19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM or above
(as mentioned in mail)

4. Confirm whether ur date is changed

5. again send instant message to anyone...

Your Yahoo Messenger crashes....

* * * YES ALL NETWORK BASED APPLICATION WILL NOT WORK NOW * * *

Why.....

What is it?

Starting at GMT 03:14:07, Tuesday, January 19, 2038, It is expected to see lots of systems around the world breaking magnificently: satellites falling out of orbit, massive power outages (like the 2003 North American blackout), hospital life support system failures, phone system interruptions, banking errors, etc. One second after this critical second, many of

these systems will have wildly inaccurate date settings, producing all kinds of unpredictable consequences. In short, many of the dire predictions for the year 2000 are much more likely to actually occur in the year 2038!
Consider the year 2000 just a dry run. In case you think we can sit on this issue for another 30 years before addressing it, consider that reports of temporal echoes of the 2038 problem are already starting to appear in future date calculations for mortgages and vital statistics!

In the first month of the year 2038 C.E. many computers will encounter a date-related bug in their operating systems and/or in the applications they run. This can result in incorrect and wildly inaccurate dates being reported by the operating system and/or applications. The effect of this bug is hard to predict, because many applications are not prepared for the resulting "skip" in reported time anywhere from 1901 to a "broken record" repeat of the reported time at the second the bug occurs. Also, may make some small adjustment to the actual time the bug expresses itself. This bug to cause serious problems on many platforms, especially Unix and Unix-like platforms, because these systems will "run out of time".


what causes it?
Time_t is a data type used by C and C++ programs to represent dates and times internally. (Windows programmers out there might also recognize it as the basis for the CTime and CTimeSpan classes in MFC.) time_t is actually just an integer, a whole number, that counts the number of seconds since January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM Greenwich Mean Time. A time_t value of 0 would be 12:00:00 AM (exactly midnight) 1-Jan-1970, a time_t value of 1 would be 12:00:01 AM

(one second after midnight) 1-Jan-1970, etc..

some example times and their exact time_t representations:

Date & time time_t representation

1-Jan-1970, 12:00:00 AM GMT 0

1-Jan-1970, 12:01:00 AM GMT 60

1-Jan-1970, 01:00:00 AM GMT 3 600

2-Jan-1970, 12:00:00 AM GMT 86 400

1-Jan-1971, 12:00:00 AM GMT 31 536 000

1-Jan-1972, 12:00:00 AM GMT 63 072 000

1-Jan-2038, 12:00:00 AM GMT 2 145 916 800

19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM GMT 2 147 483 647

By the year 2038, the time_t representation for the current time will be over 2 140 000 000. And that's the problem. A modern 32-bit computer stores a "signed integer" data type, such as time_t, in 32 bits. The first of these bits is used for the positive/negative sign of the integer, while the remaining 31 bits are used to store the number itself. The highest number these 31 data bits can store works out to exactly 2 147 483 647. A time_t value of this exact number , 2 147 483 647, represents January 19, 2038, at 7 seconds past 3:14 AM Greenwich Mean Time. So, at 3:14:07 AM GMT on that fateful day, every time_t used in a 32-bit C or C++ program will reach its upper limit.

One second later, on 19-January-2038 at 3:14:08 AM GMT, disaster strikes.


When a signed integer reaches its maximum value and then gets incremented, it wraps around to its lowest possible negative value. This means a 32-bit signed integer, such as a time_t, set to its maximum value of 2 147 483 647 and then incremented by 1, will become -2 147 483 648. Note that "-" sign at the beginning of this large number. A time_t value of -2 147 483 648 would represent December 13, 1901 at 8:45:52 PM GMT.

So, if all goes normally, 19-January-2038 will suddenly become
13-December-1901 in every time_t across the globe, and every date
calculation based on this figure will go haywire. And it gets worse. Most of the support functions that use the time_t data type cannot handle negative time_t values at all. They simply fail and return an error code.

A quick check with the following Perl script may help determine if your computers will have problems (this requires Perl to be installed on your system, of course):

#!/usr/bin/perl

# Use POSIX (Portable Operating System Interface) use POSIX;

# Set the Time Zone to GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) for

date calculations.

$ENV{'TZ'} = "GMT";

# Count up in seconds of Epoch time just before and

after the critical event.

for ($clock = 2147483641; $clock < 2147483651; $clock++)

{print ctime($clock);}

For example, the output of this script on Debian GNU/Linux (kernel 2.4.22)
(An affected system) will be

# ./2038.pl

Tue Jan 19 03:14:01 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:02 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:03 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:04 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:05 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:06 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:07 2038

Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901

Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901

Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901


Solution

"The best way to predict the future is to engineer it." Consider testing your mission-critical code well ahead of time on a non-production test platform set just before the critical date. For more general applications, just using large types for storing dates will do the trick in most cases. For example, in GNU C, 64-bits (a "long " type) is sufficient to keep the time from rolling over for literally geological eons This just means any executables the operating systems runs will always get the correct time reported to them when queried in the correct manner. It doesn't stop the executables you may still want to be worried about Well-written programs can si mply be recompiled with a new version of the library that uses, for example, 8-byte values for the storage format. This is possible because the library encapsulates the whole time activity with its own time types and functions (unlike most mainframe programs, which did not standardize their date formats or calculations). So the Year 2038 problem should not be nearly
as hard to fix as the Y2K problem was.

Admittedly, some don't feel that this impending disaster will strike too many people. They reason that, by the time 2038 rolls around, most programs will be running on 64-bit or even 128-bit computers. In a 64-bit program, a time_t could represent any date and time in the future out to 292 000 000 000 A.D., which is about 20 times the currently estimated age of the universe. The problem with this kind of optimism is the same root problem behind most of the Year 2000 concerns that plagued the software industry in previous years: Legacy Code. Even if every PC in the year 2038 has a 64-bit CPU, there will be a lot of older 32-bit programs running on them.

The greatest danger with the Year 2038 Problem is its invisibility. The more-famous Year 2000 is a big, round number; it only takes a few seconds of thought, even for a computer-illiterate person, to imagine what might happen when 1999 turns into 2000. But January 19, 2038 is not nearly as obvious. Software companies will probably not think of trying out a Year 2038 scenario before doomsday strikes. Of course, there will be some warning ahead of time. Scheduling software, billing programs, personal reminder calendars, and other such pieces of code that set dates in the near future will fail as soon as one of their target dates exceeds 19-Jan-2038, assuming a time_t is used to store them.

Good luck, and hope no one’s flying car breaks down in 2038
Bhavik

I once went out to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize till my friend told me why I was wearing it !!!!

Ashok
few days back I slept at 11:30 in the ni8 and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 9.15 hours and laughed at myself when I realised abt that.

Jyotsna
One from me too...
Just after our training completion in Mysore Dc and postings to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the Basin with plates in my hand.. :)

Abhijeet
Jus to add...
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "why is she not attending the status call?"

Anup
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.

Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also........ ....while writing personal mails also........ .I jus use the way as if I am writing to onsite or some senior person...... ..
Jus forget that we are jus mailing our friends..... .........
And keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.......... .....I jus forget that we have to turn on and off the tap......... ..

Nidhi
Awesome!!
Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation saying ..." Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
(Hilarious!)

Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe its in the recycle bin

Farina
I was about to throw my hanky into the bin after drying my hand.

Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the door with the keys.

Nisha
Kinda a same experience for me too..
I gave my office mail id and pwd to access Gmail and wondered when did they become invalid???

Sandy
I have a experience to share tooo .. I was earlier working at the back office of an international Bank. We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit / Debit cards and statements for the customers and track its delivery later.
Once my granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually asked me " howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital ? " ... and i replied to her " She is better now , she will dispatched from the hospital tomorrow !"
This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay !

Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whr I want 250mg r 500mg.....suddenly I replied as 256mg...lol. ....thank god he didn't noticed tht....

Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV..

Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the silver screen!

Venu
Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place wasn't fixed yet. I said we shall decide it "run time"

Krishna
When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy at the entrance my ID card and walked in... he had to call me back asking the ticket...

Rama
One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my id card to open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm trying to do

Sridhar
Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously asked him whether he had a plain 'version' of lemonade.

Arun
Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the petrol came to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!

Satya
The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a "Standalone" house.. when he was actually intending a independent house... Poor broker shud have tuff time trying to find a " Alone house standing in a huge empty area... " don't know what interpretations the guy must have made.